"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 03/17/2019 at 21:10 • Filed to: None

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I just farted.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/17/2019 at 21:14

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*shared to oppositeblog*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/17/2019 at 21:18

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More like FUN-employed

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/17/2019 at 21:21

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/17/2019 at 21:27

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this is why I still come on oppo

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/17/2019 at 21:31

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i just did too.  It lasted for a good 20 second and sounded like machine gun fire.  my wife just looks up and goes ‘really!?!?!’

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/17/2019 at 21:35

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Sounds like you farted on a wood chair.

jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/17/2019 at 21:43

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just wipe it off when you’re done.

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/17/2019 at 21:55

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The Crazy Kanuck; Fart Acoustics Expert.

WilliamsSW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/17/2019 at 21:57

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/17/2019 at 22:02

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Soon to be a  quality shit post.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/17/2019 at 22:02

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It’s not my 1st time farting on wood seat, long oak church pews are the best fart acoustics.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > jimz 03/17/2019 at 22:10

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I knew he always liked me. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/18/2019 at 04:42

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stay classy!

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/19/2019 at 20:16

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hard same

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/19/2019 at 20:18

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Haha, the churches I’ve been to usually have cushions on the pews, or individual chairs that can be stacked out of the way in case the sanctuary needs to be used for other things. I gotta say that I’ve appreciated those cushions’ existence more than once.

Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/19/2019 at 20:18

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no, YOUR mom

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Stef Schrader 03/19/2019 at 20:54

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My grandmas church has 40 20ft oak pews, it also an old church. 

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/19/2019 at 22:04

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Ah, good. Blame it on a creaky floorboard.